A Good Kind of Crazy

1.
Break room.
Dorothy’s shift has ended and she’s about to count up her tips.
She’s exhausted.

DOROTHY
You are probably not surprised to hear that I’m tired.

After watching me lie my ass off through a whole twelve-hour shift?

No.

2.
Same shot.

DOROTHY
Now I understand how big time actors go crazy.

Do this enough, pretending to be someone else?

You could lose your identity.

3.
Same shot.
Dorothy has put her apron up on the table in front of her.

DOROTHY
I mean, I half-believe that I’m the long lost child of a future former sports legend and I’m going back to Africa to open a school with Oprah. Right after I abolish whaling.

But…

4.
Same Shot.
Dorothy has pulled a wad of cash out of her apron.
She waggles it at the camera.

DOROTHY
…I sure know WHY they do what they do.