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PANEL ONE
Dorothy looks at the camera sheepishly
VIRGIL
Look, if you want to get a better job, just make crap up and put it in a resume.
DOROTHY
Whaa? I could never do that.
PANEL TWO
VIRGIL
Yeah, they might follow up on it, but those’re the places you avoid.
You don’t want to work for someone who pays too much attention to you.
PANEL THREE
VIRGIL
The more clueless the better.
You’d be amazed at how much money I made off my old company just reselling bandwidth on their web server.
DOROTHY
Now, I don’t know anything about computers…
PANEL FOUR
DOROTHY
But it was porn, wasn’t it.
VIRGIL
Yep.
DOROTHY
Like smoke and fire.