Click here to go to Amazon.com and buy some junk.
You’ve just supported The Winchcombe. It’s as easy as that.
You’ll get your stuff, I’ll get a kickback. Everyone’s happy.
Dorothy looks at the camera sheepishly
Look, if you want to get a better job, just make crap up and put it in a resume.
Whaa? I could never do that.
Yeah, they might follow up on it, but those’re the places you avoid.
You don’t want to work for someone who pays too much attention to you.
The more clueless the better.
You’d be amazed at how much money I made off my old company just reselling bandwidth on their web server.
Now, I don’t know anything about computers…
But it was porn, wasn’t it.
Like smoke and fire.