Bored As Art

PANEL ONE

The Gape store.
Stacy is leaning lazily against the counter. The place is empty.

This is the most boring job EVER.

I love it.

Stacy loves being bored. She’s proud of her ability to remain so.

Running a store while bored off your ass is an art form. I invented it.

A shot of the Gape from Stacy’s POV.
Jenny, friend of Stacy’s, is browsing in the store.

Oh my god! It’s my friend Jenny!

I’ve been ignoring her phone calls ever since Virgil quit his job!

What’s she doing in The GAPE?

Probably here to throw paint on the sub-standard clothing items.

*Stacy hides behind the counter. *

Wish I invented the art form of running a store while HIDING. This won’t end well.

Click here to go to Amazon.com and buy some junk.

You’ve just supported The Winchcombe. It’s as easy as that.

You’ll get your stuff, I’ll get a kickback. Everyone’s happy.