Matters of the Heart

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PANEL ONE

WC Waitress station.

Crystal’s trying to cheer Dorothy up. Get her pepped up and ready for the shift ahead.

CRYSTAL

I know you had a rough night last night, Dee.

DOROTHY

Don’t call me that.

PANEL TWO

CRYSTAL

What you need to do is listen to your heart.

Listen to your heart, and it will lead you to where you need to be.

DOROTHY

What the hell does that even mean?

My heart has nothing to do with it. I need money.

PANEL THREE

Crystal reaches out to point to Dorothy’s chest.

DOROTHY

Can your heart live without things like food or shelter?

CRYSTAL

Doesn’t matter.

Your heart. All that matters.

PANEL FOUR

Dorothy has picked up a steak knife.

DOROTHY

Should we see if your heart can survive on its own?

CRYSTAL

You’re so cute when you try to be threatening.

Dee.