Oof
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You’ve just supported The Winchcombe. It’s as easy as that.
You’ll get your stuff, I’ll get a kickback. Everyone’s happy.
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PANEL ONE
WC Waitress station.
DOROTHY
Look, I’m thirty years old, and I got a kid.
I can’t afford fairy tale thinking.
PANEL TWO
CRYSTAL
You’re thirty?
DOROTHY
Thirty.
CRYSTAL
My god. I can only hope I age half as well as you.
DOROTHY
I bet you do.
PANEL THREE
CRYSTAL
And how old is Aleisha?
DOROTHY
Two. Two and a half.
CRYSTAL
So when you got–
DOROTHY
I was twenty-seven when I got pregnant.
PANEL FOUR
CRYSTAL
Oof.
Twenty-seven?
Sixteen and knocked up, I can understand.
But twenty-seven?
DOROTHY
It had been a while, and let’s just leave it at–
PANEL FIVE
CRYSTAL
What, did you forget how to put a sock on the pickle or something?
DOROTHY
Shut. Up.