Prior to Sequestration
START YOUR HOLIDAY AMAZON.COM SHOPPING WITH THE WINCHCOMBE!
Click here to go to Amazon.com and buy some junk.
You’ve just supported The Winchcombe. It’s as easy as that.
You’ll get your stuff, I’ll get a kickback. Everyone’s happy.
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PANEL ONE
Crystal stands outside the door of the manager’s office.
CRYSTAL
What does it take to be a manager?
I don’t know.
Some would say that this’d be a detriment to my goal, to hire the best manager possible.
PANEL TWO
CRYSTAL
I say no!
Think about it…
This is actually an advantage!
I have fresh eyes, a fresh approach to this problem.
PANEL THREE
Crystal has opened the door and is stepping inside.
CRYSTAL
I know that I’ll emerge from this office with the manager of the future.
Mark my words…
When you see me next…
…I shall have my selection.
PANEL FOUR
Shot of the closed door of the office
PANEL FIVE
Crystal emerges sheepishly, tiptoeing.
CRYSTAL
This doesn’t count. Gotta pee.
