There Is No Try
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PANEL ONE
DECKER
No. I’m not going to give you a job.
LESTER
Why not?
PANEL TWO
DECKER
Because. What could you do for me?
LESTER
I don’t know. I’ve never tried anything.
DECKER
That’s right. You’ve never tried. ANYTHING.
Tell you what…
PANEL THREE
DECKER
You try cleaning your freaking room for a week, try picking up the soda cans and chip bags blowing around the sofa for a week…
…and then we might have a conversation about it.
PANEL FOUR
Decker rolls his eyes.
LESTER
Why do you hate me so much?
